Wednesday, July 23, 2008

fucking prick!

Well it seems you can't leave anything unguarded in this neighborhood. This morning I arrived to find  this stuck to my door!
I know right!!? It seems that somebody went through the trouble of writting me a note (likely wishing me a good morning or telling me how much i mean to them) and some skumbag had the nerve to rip it down but leave this weird pin that was used to stick it to the door.
To the person who left me the note, I thank you as I am sure it was wonderful. To the person who stole the note, SHAME ON YOU!

Friday, July 18, 2008


well it didn't take long before the public started to notice just how sooped up this puppy was and that the owner wasn't coming back to claim it any time soon. This bird swooped in and clean swiped the hood ornament right off in the blink of an eye.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

have you seen my owner?

I was a little broken hearted this morning to discover that due to some unknown misfortune someone out there had lost this key piece of.... ummm.... furniture? and that it had been left for anyone to grab on the sidewalk.

 If any of you, my loyal readers and fellow blahgers have any information on the owner and his whereabouts please let me know as I am sure they are eager to see this returned safe and sound.
Thanks in advance.